Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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