My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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