meet me or not, i'm out of control
Reggie can tackle my bush.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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