Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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