we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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