If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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