just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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