i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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