Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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