And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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