someone get that fucking seahorse.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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