wat bout pragnant strippers??
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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