He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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