She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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