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(314): View more from Missouri

he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"

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(619): View more from California

Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?

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You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.

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(519): View more from Ontario

and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?

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(443): View more from Maryland

the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20

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(714): View more from California

I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.

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(563): View more from Iowa

My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.

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