i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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