she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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