laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
