what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
