Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
there is puke in my bra ... again
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
