they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
NoShamevember. You game?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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