I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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