Sry I called you an 8
3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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