I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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