im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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