in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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