For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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