The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I intend to get homeless drunk
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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