Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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