I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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