You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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