Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You were trust falling into bushes
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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