if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I currently don't understand fingers.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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