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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on

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(561): View more from Florida

next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill

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(210): View more from Texas

"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"

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(630): View more from Illinois

all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed

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(740): View more from Ohio

His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u

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(303): View more from Colorado

Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.

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(+61): View more from Australia

We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.

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(707): View more from California

Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?

(1-707): View more from California

Yeah, so?

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