I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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