i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
All I want is dick and wine.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Randomize
