i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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