we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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