As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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