You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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