why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
