your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Randomize
