Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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