We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
At least make sure they are 18
Why
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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