you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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