Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Boobs speak an international language.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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