Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Randomize
