Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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