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(516): View more from New York

sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?

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(+44): View more from England

Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.

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(214): View more from Texas

probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time

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i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"

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(973): View more from New Jersey

just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.

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(801): View more from Utah

Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes

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(812): View more from Indiana

You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.

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(352): View more from Florida

Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.

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(417): View more from Missouri

I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...

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(417): View more from Missouri

I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.

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