Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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