I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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