Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I think people are normalizing furries
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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