I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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