I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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