There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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