they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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