Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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