I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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