Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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